It might be lonely in space, but it couldn’t be as stupid as it is here could it? Who would have to worry about climate change in a total vacuum? Amanda Bynes would still be more relevant than Miley Cyrus. Perhaps another race of people would care more about her schizophrenia than someone’s silly dance hi-jinx.
But then maybe it would just be galaxy after galaxy with no noise and no news. Who would follow me there. And who would really care. It’s space my brothers and sisters.